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>Plan on breaking out the camp stove and making her a delicious lunch while we're up there
>Consider hiking in a day in advance to set up a tent in case she wants to cuddle while we eat
>Decide I'd rather her see me carrying and setting it up in front of her so she knows I'm strong and capable
>Good exercise carrying all my shit, can't get soft now, I'm in peak condition
>Text her to be at my place at 4:30 AM so we have enough time
>Planning on saddling her with the water so I ask her to send pics of her pack and gear
>She doesn't really know what I mean
>I lay out my entire setup to send her a pic because it's a good opportunity to let her know how rugged and prepared I am
>Garbage bags (for rain ponchos), wire saw, entrenching tool, etc.
>Realize I'm missing something
>Grab my huge Bowie knife with the chipped blade covered with sap and my own blood from cutting brush and digging ticks out of my leg
>Put that fucker front and center
>Gotta let her know I'm a hardcore badass and that she'll be safe with me
>She's clearly into guys who hike, she said so herself
>I have to out-manly the other hiking suitors vying for her
>Text her a pic of all of my shit on a tarp in my garage with the message
>"I want to show you something beautiful."
>She never responds to me again
>Go out there anyway that weekend with my dog and decide to stay overnight
>Sipping my morning coffee looking at the sun rise on the cliffs
>Wonder why she didn't want to see something so beautiful with me
>10 years later
>Working at a hunting supply store
>Tell everyone the story of this girl ghosting me for no reason
>Young female coworker tells me that it's the scariest fucking thing she's ever heard
>MFW it dawns on me that some poor normie woman is walking around out there thinking she narrowly avoided being dismembered by a dull, bloody knife, raped, stuffed into trash bags and buried in the forest when all I wanted to do was show her a lovely vista and make her my special mac n' cheese
