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>go /out/ for first time in a long time
>terrible diet for months (years)
>need to shit
>sweaty squatting while muddy soft serve is evacuated
>use half a roll of toilet paper smearing around what is essentially oil paint
>never really feel clean
>get home
>gotta fix shitter
>no fast food, lots of veggies, high fibre
>test poops go well
>round 2 inna woods
>urge to shit rising but put it off because of previous bob ross experience
>finally break down and dig a shallow grave
>fastest shit of my life, single wipe clean
have you taken the fiberpill?
