>>765034>>765090>be bong>get home from cricket match, westchester blokes beat us fivewiggy to trufflebum>I dont like Westchester blokes>set my cricket bat down against the wall as I take off my jersey>head to shower (in tea of course)>get out of shower>eat dinner with state approved spoons>watch the telly, news says police recovered a cache of illegal branches underneath a tree, 7 arrested in conjunction>officers awarded medal of bravery>2:30am>downright knackered>blimey better head off to beddy snuggery>tuck myself in, say obligatory god save the queen>roll over and blink before nodding off>ohbloodyhell.Tiff>see cricket bat against wall>forgot to lock it in govt approved weapon locker that locks automatically from hours of 8pm to 9 am>CCTV camera zooms into my window for required nightly check>spots bat>floodlights fill my room with blinding light>elite police force rappels from helicopter, smashing through my windows>flashbangs jar me senseless>in a haze see police in EOD suit place cricket bat in metal container>police begin tearing up floorboards>EOD cop leans down into house framework>BLIMEY! he says as he comes back up holding rusted 4" piece of rebar>dragged outside into waiting wagon>charged with 50 counts domestic terrorism and 40 counts possessing dangerous weaponsSuch is life in bongistan
