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>go to the docks
>family there with three kids, maybe 7 years old
>one of them keeps screeching "DADDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I GOT A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE"
>never catches anything but continues screaming anyway, eventually stops fishing and starts wandering around looking into the water
>claims he sees a big fish and screeches for his parents
>immediately grab my line and quickly tie a texas rig since the spot was weedy as fuck
>hear a loud splash
>kid threw a fucking rock at it in the water and it darted off
>fish the weeds for a bit and land a smallmouth
>second kid keeps destroying her rod with every cast, tangling it in ridiculous messes and ended up throwing her rod into the water, while screeching "HELP I DONT KNOW HOW TO CASTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED" and ends up spilling a container of minnows
>didn't even realize they had a third kid until I saw him
>third kid is quiet
>hes in the zone the entire time
>keeps gazing at the skies like he wants god to personally appear and slaughter his siblings
>ends up catching a pretty well sized smallmouth
>gets into an argument with his brother who claims his dad actually caught his bass because he was the one who unhooked it, starts crying that he didn't catch any fish, then goes to pout inside the family vehicle
>girl starts crying because the waves splashed her feet and shes scared of water
I honestly don't understand how parents do it
