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About 3 years ago during mid march
>went camping with some bros
>all brought tents
>decide to make camp in this old almost dried up river bed that never gets over a little stream in size
>got kind of drunk
>all went to bed
fast forward a while
>awoken by screams outside
>grab AR
>unzip tent
>two other bros are loading their guns
>"WTF is going on, guys?!"
>the friend bringing his AK to his shoulder says "fucking feral hogs!"
>other friend is racking a round into his remington "I seent 'em while i's takin a piss!"
>shine our lights around
>nothing whatsoever
>3 seconds pass
>hear a pig grunt and oink in the brush about 30 yards away
>both friends open fire
>it's like god damned "ven dren dop" or lop or whatever from Apocalypse Now.
>I just aim and wait to actually see something
>they both run dry
>I approach after about a minute
>round the brush
>a fucking actual farm pig was laying there riddled with fucking bullets
>"you guys are fucking morons!" i say to them
>go back to bed.
I only went camping with them when we brought campers and not tents.
MFW i missed my chance to go full lead farmer on a pig
