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>Go to fish in the UK
>"Sorry bloke but all waterways are on private property, so fukoff you daft coont" unless you want to fish in my friends stocked pond which cost $40 for every fish caught.
>Alright then, I can fish the beach.
>Learn UK has been overfished and they have no fish in the sea. FOOK
>Okay, I'll fish off London bridge
>Gets stabbed
>Fuk it, l just buy food and chips for my dietary fish aspiration.
>Alrighty sir, here is your imported garbage fish fried, that'll be 12£
Mfw
Mfw when UK is