>>1907932>be me, little boy>compulsively feel the need to throw rocks as far as i can>at grandparents' practice in the field>at home practice with a tennis ball bouncing back harder and harder>start skipping stones, get really good at it>start also aiming at tree barks across the river>hehe bark goes thump when hit>be me, young adult>autumn is battle season with chestnuts and acorn>everybody wants me in their team>be me, adult>snowball every open window>everyone i'm with is shocked and starts running>amateurs, that's how you single yourselves outi just realized apart from not having the shed or the garage to craft in, or the land to dig in, men in cities also no longer have where to throw things as far as they can, very bad
but yeah, you could get a slingshot and alternatively aim throwing and slinging at a set target, trying to at least minimize spread
worst case scenario you suck beyond belief and are left with a slingshot you're savvy with
