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i highlighted the fucking retarded ones in red
stories:
Primal: I almost didn't include this, because i didn't make the weapon. But I killed a rough grouse by hitting it really hard with a stick.
Das Boot:
Me and a few buddies made a raft out of poplar logs, spruce boughs and a fuckload of rope. Then sent it down a river. We couldn't steer worth a shit, but it kept us up above the water until we ran aground in some rapids and it fell apart.
Of Burning Gold: I made a terrible bow and arrow when i was twelve.
"Only You": Never try to pour gas on an open fire. Ever.
Hold your ground: I had a pissed of bear roar at me once, i tactically shit my pants and slowly backed away.
Cool Story, Bro: I misjudged the weather and only brought a thin blanket. Halfway through the night i had to get the fire going again and do jumping jacks just to get more core temperature up.
Do I... Do I tell anybody?: An unmarked trail on private land, i was asking for it. I nope.jpged the fuck out of there exactly the way I came in.
