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Last year a buddy and I were out hunting. He was looking for a moose, and I was looking for game birds. Started early in the morning and for hours we didn't see or hear anything. Getting close to 5pm we figure we'd take a break to eat at the truck. After walking around all day in pretty warm weather I had some pretty major swamp ass, so I left shotgun by the truck, grabbed some TP, and headed off down a trail to take care of the swamp in my pants. After walking for only a few minutes I found a place that looked decent enough so as I start to unbuckle my pants I hear a noise in the bush off to my left. I look and sure enough there's a grouse about 3-ish meters beside me. So I moved away from it slowly, gave myself a wipe, then tried to sneak back to the truck to get my shotgun. Fortunately I was able to get the grouse!
