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>go out to an area known for swampiness
>didn't bring tent, get piss drunk instead.
>another buddy brought his Ak-47
>Night wears on and no ones gets much sleep cause, no tents.
>Hear Coyote off in the distance, probably hunting a damn woodchuck.
>Hipster friend and femnazi gf freak the fuck out because ermahgawd coyote
>Military buddy points out that coyote that sound like that are often miles the fuck away.
>they still are shitting bricks.
>points out there is ten fucking people and that any animal barring a rapid one would steer right the fuck clear
>Still freaking out
>exasperated, points out they have a fucking AK-4fucking7
>won't quit their shit, and make everyone pack their shit and go the whole half mile in the dark back to their fucking house, tripping over treeroots and hitting mudholes the whole way.
and this is why I dont fucking camp with those cats anymore.
