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Hey guys, how do you pee if you're way out in the water? You can't stand up, and who wants to carry around piss bottles?
I thought of a new invention to help everyone who loves boats, fishing, and peeing.
Basically you run a tube through the bottom of your boat. At the end that is inside your boat, put a one way valve so that only water (pee) can leave the boat but water can't come in no matter what.
Then, build a sort of sealed, cup like device that has room for your dick to go inside. It should be made of rubber so you don't cut your penis.
Next, you need a smaller nozzle on the rubber cup thing to attach a small pump too, like a bicycle pump or something.
How it works:
When you have to pee, get out your penis and put it in the rubber cup thing. Then just fill it up. Next, remove your penis (or don't it might work) and then make sure the cup is sealed air tight. Then start pumping the air pump to build up the pressure inside.
Eventually, the pressure will become high enough to expel the urine through the one way valve and into the water. Thus you have now peed and removed the pee without standing up or get out of the boat!
Here is a picture that illustrates my design.