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>be me, 12 year old turbo nerd
>Scrawny as hell
>Go out camping with family to Glacier NP
>Warned about Grizzlies
>Mfw I thought Grizzlies were Black Bears
>Mfw I go exploring in the woods by myself
>Be about 1/4 mile away from site
>Here a rustle
>Check pants, it's not my jimmies
>Look up, it's a cub
>Wait it's 2 Cubs
>Wait they aren't Black
>Ohshit.gif
>See big rustle
>It's mama bear and my jimmies
>Sprint like a /out/ fags towards a REI garage sale
>I swear I beat the 400m Olympic record
>I'll never mix a black bear and a grizzly ever again