>>1786019>be me>invite retard friend to fly to UK from america to come /out/>he's never done out but he's completely up for it>plan is to bring him to snowdonia in feb, in the middle of "storm dennis">tell him what equipment he needs to buy, recommend stuff and include links. >he agrees to it all, says he will grab the equipment, thinks its gonna be easy.fast forward to the day
>nigga shows up in the UK>doesn't have any of the things i told him to buy>no waterproof coat>no waterproof boots>a tent so cheap it's gonna implode as soon as a sheep coughs on it>this faggot is awkward as hell in person>already regretting it>complaining about everything and hasn't even got out of the train station yet>buys the wrong train ticket and has to pay £30 for another one even though we are 1 stop away from our destination, literally cant get kicked off the train>retard doesn't even argue just whips out wallet full of 20's and asks how many pounds it is>never hear the end of it. constantly complaining and pinching pennies even though he's rich anyway
>get to small town near the national park>it's already dark and raining>we only have to hike about 5km on a flat, paved path to get to planned first camp spotvery windy and rainy, but that was expected
>he can't fucking handle it>says he's scared>"my back and my feet and my legs hurt and my clothes aren't waterproof"ok lol
>faggot has to sit down for a break every 5mins. literally.>get sick of his shit, feed the fat fuck a bag of skittles to shut him up and maybe give him some energy. decide to set up camp in some dudes sheep field only 2km into the walk>set up my tent, the have to set up his too. the whole time he's "too cold" to help or pass me a single tent pegbare in mind its literally 20c out
>get his shit set up and tell him to shut the fuck up and get in the damn tent and warm up in sleeping bag>gust of wind comes>his shitty 30 dollar tent fucking collapses cont
