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I am huge into the outdoors while my little sister isn't. I could write an entire book on all the retarded shit she has said, she has done, and what she thinks is right. Because what the fuck do I know. Its not like I have a 3 year forestry degree or nothing.
> My BF and myself along with my sis and her BF.
Sister's BF is an idiot, but not as square peg round hole retarded as my sister but a redneck
> we arrive at camp site and my sister literally has her entire pack scattered around the tent and holding a hair dryer
> "Hey where is there a plug in around here?"
> mfw
> Go for a hike to a nice sized river
> My sis the whole time is on her iPhone texting
> my peaceful walk is interrupted ever 7 seconds with *bzzz* *bzzz* *taptaptaptaptaptaptap* *seven second pause* *bzzz* *bzzz* Repeat...
> I wanted to take the phone and drown it
> lucky for me mother nature leant a helping hand and she tripped over a rock sending her phone flying down a hill and into the brush
> Of all the smart phone covers she picks, she gets Real Tree camo, because she wants to be like her redneck Boyfriend
> she starts crying and frantically searching for the phone down the hill and asked me to call it
> Bitch don't look at me I don't have my cell phone
> our trip to the river was cut short because she needed to get her boyfriends phone to call her phone
> on a different trail
> the trail winds around a little valley
> the valley is filled with Poison Ivy
> My sis stops because she sees the trail on the other side thinking the valley is a short cut
> "What are you doing? We can cut through here!
> I look down at the plants...yep Poison Ivy
> sis it's full of poison Ivy
> my sister looks at me like I'm a know it all
> She marches straight through to the trail on the other side and yells "See! Just weeds!'
> later that night
> my sis is itching her legs
> "OMG why am I so itchy!"
> the mfw just goes without saying
