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Ok dude, From a VERY dark friend of mine;
"How to not scare white people outside"
1.) Wear a hat. The 'normal' way.
2.) When in doubt, flannel over shirt
3.) Trek polls.
4.) Bright orange vest, For real tho those things are the best camo i've ever seen for white people.
5.) A cooler, or bag with bright patches
6.) pair of Oakley's with fresh semen crusting the edges.
7.) Mouthfulla dip
8.) BIG as texas belt buckle.
9.) Whity tighty's. Or briefs,
10.) Big orange whistle
