>>>449001 (You)>>check boots for creepy crawlies>This. My wife doesn't understand why I pick up shoes, bang them together, then reach in before putting them on.It's the first and most basic rule of desert camping.
>Down in Utah, camping with a Utardfriend from college.>Wake up, get our shit all packed up, eat breakfast, etc.>Utard goes to put boots on.>Anon: "Dude, check your boots.">Utard: "Nah don't worry about it brah, it was cold last night.">wat>Utard proceeds to put boot on.>Screams, clenching his foot.>Fucking scorpion inside his boot.>Utard bitches about pain for hours.fokkin Utah mang. Pic related.