>>904491you can't be fat AND lucky anon
Reminds of this one time when I was like 17, did ~12 shots of burbon with my buddy and passed-out face down in the mud outside while it was sleeting out. he just left me there and went inside to bed. i woke-up a few hours later basicaly frozen to the ground covered with sleet. i crawled into the house and into my sleeping bag. stupid fat fucker was snoring away under is electric blanket without a care in the world. coulda been kilt that night. PLUS i was wearing all cotton.
