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story time for my outdoor wood shitting experience.
> be 12 have a nasty habit of holding my shits for days at a time
> when i finally cant hold it in anymore i run to the bathroom yelling "EMERGENCY!!! EMMEERGENCCCEEEE!!"
> be skateboarding home from school
> feel the bumps in the road and the vibrations from the skateboard jossting the poo inside by rectum.
> have to hold it in.
> cant hold it anymore because of the wild vibrations forcing the poo out of my bunghole.
> go to the woods
> shit
> best shit of my life
> from then on i had a very strong connection and love of the woods.
> love you /out/
