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I was hiking on an off beat trail and had to piss. I kinda hid behind this tree and I start peeing. I looked ahead at the tree and this face in the moss was staring back at me. I screamed like a little bitch "AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" and this little bird flew out at me and almost took me out. It then flew around and started attacking me, I was still peeing. Then it flew off somewhere.