>>1330385My fren, I present you the Eispickel-Wanderstock.
My grandpa owned a similar walking stick, but without all those badges on.
Little greentext story:
>Be me 8 years old>stay with my grandparents for a weekend in a small ass village>grandpa is a big outdoors guy>wants to go on a little hike with me to a nearby lake>neighbor warns us, there is a wild dog roaming the woods nearby>no worrys .jpg>walk through woulds>grandpa tells me "Der Stecke muss immer am Mann sein." Which means always have your walking stick on hand.>after a while angry doggo appears>barks and fletches his teeth >grandpa pushes me behind him and goes in full anime battle stance>doggo charges >the old man was more nimble than I thought>doggo gets a massive hit with the head of the walking stick>and the gets impaled with the pike at the end>dog runs away like the nigger he was>a weapon to surpass metal gear .jpg 