>>2057412Nigger, I will give you some example of how formidable a weapon the smatchet is. It is derived from the spartan xiphos and just getting one in your hand will imbue you with the spirit of Leonidas. You know what that mean? Every charging pittbull will stop at the first sight of drawn smatchet. It will bark at you incredulously: why do you have such short sword, Anon? To which you will reply: "to get one step closer to you, motherfucker!" and then calmly behead it with one clean swipe. You know why? Because the name Leonidas comes from a "Leo", meaning Lion. And let me tell you, what lions do to a pittbull. They wont simply kill, but assrape it with their barbed feline cocks while roaring loudly. Every dog subconsciously knows it. Thats not all. Lets say the cougar is stalking you on the trail. Normally it would eat your ass like a kentucky fried chicken. But when it sees the smatchet on your belt, it knows you are like Leonidas, the lion of zion, its honorary cat brother. It will pause and think: "nah, I wont fuck with him." That is, unless its a female cougar in heat, then it will absolutely fuck with you. That can not be helped, but you will have hell of campfire story with some scratches on your back to prove it. I was once skeptic, just like you. But smatchet gave me so much confidence I dont even have to take it with me anymore.
