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I actually dropped out of scouts when I was a life scout because they discovered I was a bisexual atheist, but before that there was this
>Be high-ranking in my troop, people know I'm no klutz
>New member joins troop, he looks really wiry and kinda sleazy
>Comes in to first meeting wearing a shirt with some sexist joke on it
>disgonbgud.jpg
>Go camping, assigned to tent with this guy to make sure he's okay
>We're in Cali, and we end up going up to bear country. Mean motherfuckers lived there, we had previously had bears roaming around outside the tents, etc
>We build our tents, are explicitly told to have NO food items of any kind in our bags due to risk of bear attack. We bag all of our food far away from the camp and up a tree
>We fall asleep shortly afterwards, but I have to get up to take a leak like an hour later
>as I walk back into our tent, I notice something a little moist coming out of the new guy's bag, and it smells kinda bad
>Unazip bag, move some stuff to the side to find the source of the smell
>A raw steak falls out of the bag
>candy falls off of the raw steak
>I wake him up, asking him what the fuck he was doing
>He tells me how he wanted to die in some way, and being mauled by a bear was pretty high on the list
>mfw
>I call him a stupid asshole, throw the steak and candy out WAY far into the forest because fuck bears. I soaked up the blood in the tent with his shirts as well because it was his fault
>for some reason, I decide to wait till the morning to report this asshole to the scoutmaster
God that kid was so fucked up
That didn't even get him kicked out, for some reason
