>>638291despite what the local campground will yell you, using the river as a washroom is better for the environment than using an outhouse. the phagocytes that exist in your feces emulsifies with water creating pure h2o.
campgrounds are a haven for criminals and other degenerates evading the law. as a former bounty hunter ive lived in campgrounds over 200 days a year on stakeouts. the most common type of criminal that stays at a campground is the rapist, the animal and human kind. the least desirable animal to sexually abuse is the purcupine(for obvious reasons), so by dressing up as gene simmons from KISS you should never have to deal with sexual abuse the entire trip.
>pic relatedthis costume also comes with a cutting tool, an essential part of the 5Cs and is great for fending off would be murderers and rapists.
