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Lessons learned camping at campgrounds....
1. Ear plugs motherfucker!
2. Benadryl
3. Alcohol!
4. 4am, go take a shit right outside their tent!
5. creep clown mask...fuck them kids
6. razor the tent with small holes at 4am
Got thrown out the first time at a campground because some lesbians got pissed about the bear sounds I was playing from my phone and I think the BLM fucker thought they would fuck him if he threw me out. The second time was because I got into fisticuffs with a dude and his son over their dog pissing on my tent. Now, it's strictly ninja shit....