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Alright kiddos gather around, let's talk about the best fucking lighter around.
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MOTHERFUCKING RONSON JETLITE
Holy shit these things are fucking amazing. The future is here faggot, and it is so bright and hot you better strip down naked and coat yourself in crisco.
What sort of future fuel does this thing burn? Not fucking lighter fluid, it ain't no shitty Zippo. What's that, you're telling me that it doesn't use lighter fluid? Hell no dickface, this bad motherfucker uses butane baby! Try getting drunk and saying that three times fast before doing a line of coke off the dick of a $5 12-year-old thai hooker.
>but anon i like filling my zippo up 100 times a day because im a huge faggot plz raep my face
Well blow it out your ass,cocknibbler, this bad mother fucker only runs out of fuel when you're done burning shit. Yeah, that's right, it doesn't leak fuel for no fucking reason like a shitty ass Zippo.
