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Try thinking of other things you can do with each choice.
>boat
Fish, take people swimming, pull people on tubes, have sex, go fast, go far, piss and shit like a human. Take a nap. Sit, stand, lay. Access to shade. Oceans. Rivers. Lakes. Throw fish in a cooler.
>kayak
Fish. Paddle. Pedal. Sit. Cook in the sun. Be a loner. Get knocked over by boats. Lose fish. Piss and shit in your pants only.
>float tube
Be alone. Look like a fag. Have cold legs. Piss and shit your pants without being able to reposition or remove them. Get knocked around by tiny waves. Drop shit and lose it forever. Still water only.
