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>>Dad used to take me fishing all the time as a kid
>>I sat in the front of the boat and played Pokémon blue under a blanket (pretty sure he just wanted a body to run more lines)
>>Christmas present at 12 was a 28” mav 88
>>Takes me out duck hunting and I can’t hit shit and bog camping in MN sucks
>>Mom and dad divorce
>>Pops gives me a Marlin 30-30 for deer but I was never that serious about it and pretty sure he was just using me for tags again
>>Play wow and talk shit to my mom till college and gtfo
>>Start getting back into hunting, hitting up the same wildlife management areas dad was 40 years ago
>>Blast a 10 point buck on public land, feels good, tastes good
>>Decide to try turkey for the first time
>>Bust out the old mav 88 and pattern it day before shooting time
>>Patterns like absolute dogshit and pappy brought an auto benalli and bolt action 36” 10 gauge
>>Used to shooting rifles so I drop the ball trying to take a 64 yard shot
Inner nigger would say ask to borrow the 36” bolt 10, but if I spend $40 on a turkey choke for a 12 gauge 28” I should be good this fall, yeah?
