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Yesterday while hiking around an old quarry that holds some good fish I found some hurt dude. I was headed up a hillside and heard a faint cry for help and muffled crying. It took me 30 minutes to find him, mostly because I didn't ever respond, I just looked for him casually. When I found him he was laying on his belly around a small camp, basically the same supplies as many of you are posting. He looked up at me and one of his eyes was swollen shut. His pants and underwear were ripped off and one leg of his pants sticking out of a burned out camp fire. He said please help me get out of here and something about being out of his element and made a mistake. He said he couldn't walk because his tobacco pipe was shoved up his ass. I helped him up and when I did I saw his penis and testicles, they were below average size. I helped him back to an area where he had parked his Honda civic and left a note on the dash that said "gone camping" with the date. I told him I had to leave and he started crying and said something about Cody Lundin jumping out of the bush and kicking him in the eye with his toes while he was smoking his pipe. Then he said he woke up like I found him. Dude it was crazy.
