>>2119262By not worrying about whether or not you sound autistic. Just jump to the "I'm looking for work" or "I heard you're looking for workers" part and don't um and ahh about previous experience if you don't have any. Be straight up honest like "never tried, but I'm keen to learn" etc.
I was anxious as hell, super skinny, never saw a cow up close or driven a manual car before. Guy was like "come up to the house at x time tomorrow" and we just drank coffee with his wife and awkwardly chatted for a bit, then he took me down to the dairy because it was bang on milking time. He stepped me through what to do but I was still hopeless and not dressed for it and got projectile shat all over. But I stuck it out and he asked me to come back the next morning.
I started on $25 an hour from start to finish as an unskilled farmhand (australia) but it might vary in the states. It's up to $28 now a couple years later and I charge $30 for other jobs on neighboring farms
