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> be 11 or 12
> friend and I walking around our local bird sanctuary, a somewhat famous attraction for birdwatchers and the like
> see closed off path with sign WARNING THIS AREA IS OFF LIMITS
> friend says fuck it lets go
> we walk down path for a bit and come across a sandhill crane, standing dead in our path
> friend yells "GET OUT OF MY WAY! IM THE DOMINANT SPECIES! " and starts throwing pebbles at it
> crane tips it head to the sky and lets out a series of high pitched cries
> immediately 2 other cranes walk out of the brush to the side onto the path. It was like those raptors from jurrasic park I shit you not
> they flourish their wings and slowly walk towards us as if saying "you've come to the wrong neighbuhood niggas"
> they start chasing us while pecking at our asses, put a hole in my friend's jeans
pic related, don't mess with them
