>>1218855I hope you like your spaghetti prepared in a campground.
>Be GAF (guest appreciation festival) at the Natahala Outdoor Center 3 years ago>GF is kayaking with some friends and going to the festival>Decide to drive up and surprise her Friday>Drive 6 FUCKING HOURS in the pitch black and rain to get up there>Not sure what campground she's in>Know its by the river>Got a general idea and a feeling>Find the car of a buddy of mine who she's boating with>Ok right campground>Its like 2 in the morning and there's a few other drunk college kids up drinking>"H-hey man, you know where the UGA guys are staying at? I got some buddies staying in this campground">NAH BRUH, I AINT SEEN SHIT ALL NIGHT>Go back to car>Try to call GF and buddies who are also up there>Obviously everyone else is asleep>Go look for the tents again>Some random college girls walking around>Say without thinking>"Hey, what campground are you guys staying in?">They just look at me>I realize what I said>Die a little inside>The tip of the spaghetti begins to snake out of my pocket>"Oh shit I'm sorry, I'm trying to find my girlfriend who's staying in this campground somewhere and I thought you were some of the girls she was staying with">"Um, no">Spaghetti now overflowing out of my pockets and cargo pockets down my zipoff pants>Serial killer status confirmed>"Haha well sorry about that, y'all have a good night!">They slowly back away without turning away from me>I paddle back up my spaghetti river to my carEventually I found where my gf was staying, in a car with a friend she rode up with, and we got settled in. But goddamn I still cringe thinking about that and imagine how those girls must have gone and told everyone how some guy tried to murder/rape/abduct them in the middle of the night.
Fuck GAF.
