>>182171I've been extremely paranoid since my car blew a tire last year. I bring an insane amount of clothes as well, stuff i know I'll never need. Part of it was intentional for physical fitness purposes but i really ended up regretting my choices at that particular leg of the hike.
I always like being near water better anyway. The best part was my smug look of satisfaction as I emasculated all the RV dads
>been hiking for five days at this point>enter RV campground during the evening>drenched in sweat>flannel shirt partially open exposing my brawny chest and seventeen mighty chest hairs>the middle aged men look down in shame pretending not to notice the alpha that stands before them>a few of them wet themselves in my presence, their limp dicks shriveling back into their pelvises>their wives and daughters moisten upon the scent of my intense pheromones>I have to ford a river and make camp on the other side to separate myself from their pussitude and the eager throngs of females seeking to mate with me>I fashion a longbow made of cedar and a bungee cord from my pack in front of a family>I look ultra hardcore as I sit there carving arrows from sticks and fashioning a fire pit>I wait until dark>armed with only stealth and my apache bow, I raid several coolers, making off with steaks and beer>I pack up my camp and fire my three arrows into any watermelons and tarps laying about>successful raid>I disappear into the night with the spoils of war and make camp two miles away where I eat like a king>The scent of pussy only gets stronger that morning>steaksgoodman 