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I hunt on my own land, so never been harassed. Have had to deal with a few trespassers and poachers though.
>camo'd up and waiting with drilling; deer and turkey season overlap here, so why not get a combination rifle and shotgun and shoot whatever walks in front of me?
>hear twigs snapping and heavy footsteps
>no animal is this loud and obnoxious
>some dumb cunt in her 50's strolls out of the brush
>scare the shit out of her by standing up and asking if I can help her
>says she's birdwatching
>tell her she's trespassing on private property and it isn't safe to be traipsing around the woods in hunting season, that's how accidents happen
>"I know the owner, I have permission to be here!"
>"Oh, really? What's the owner's name?"
>pauses a moment, then makes something up
>"Huh, never heard of them. Because this is my property and I don't remember giving you permission to be here."
>she stammers nervously
>"You must've gotten lost. Lemme walk you back so you find your way."
>escort her to the property line, find where she used a pair of pliers to make a hole in the 10ft fence right next to a NO TRESPASSING sign and give her the side eye
>she climbs through the hole without a word and hurries off the way she came while I repair the damage
>contact the neighbor on that side of the property
>he has no idea who she is or what she was doing on his land before she undid the fence and came onto mine
>never see the dumb bitch again
