>>817900This isn't near death but it hurt like hell.
>be me>camping with family at lake in northern Idaho>see a random rope hanging from a tree near opposite end of lake>decide to trek through the woods to get there>take a swing>as soon as I'm swinging over the lake I realize I will be swinging into a tree and some bushes>I hit the tree and my legs drag through thorn bushes>over a foot long gash on calf muscle>have to put iodine on >this combined with sunburn from six hours of fishing without sunscreen nearly ruined the tripI say nearly because I still had quite a good time there.