>>2493450>live innawoods>clear sky at night, sometimes so clear that the reflection of the moon illuminates the forest>dead quiet except for the yips of coyotes and the random rabbit dying every so often>be shitposting on 4chins at 12 AM, house dark except for the soft glow of PC monitors>hear what sounds like a tree branch hit the eave of my house with a huge WUMP>turn on porch light, race outside to see if eves of house are damaged>spot a humanoid silhouette standing on the roof right above my fucking room>it turns and stares at me before crouching low and scurrying out of LoS>go back inside, lock the doors, barricade myself in my bedroom with the cat>two hours later find the lights in my kitchen, living room and bathroom had been turned on without my knowingA few days later I read an article in my local newspaper that a meth addict had been caught trying to break into a local resort for richfags. No idea if he was the guy on my roof, but it seems plausible.