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>be me
>go on first "real" outdoor "adventure"
>find a nice place to set up a fire
>cut some wood with my bahco larplander
>can't light a fire to save my life
>the wood is wet because a shit ton of rain during the week
>literally spend a whole hour trying to light one
>last try
>blow on it like a god tier hooker
>actually manage to get a fire going
>sweet.png
>time to cook some tea
>want to split a small branch to get a flat surface for cooking
>cut myself with my mora fedora™ heavy duty trying to split it
>why do i suck so much at this
>well shit round cookware holders will have to do (as seen in pic related)
>just before the water boils one of the branches rolls of and the water spills
>Spurdo_Spärde.fug
>I was really looking forward to that tea
>well at least it didn't spill on me and/or the fire
>eat bacon and garlic I brought from home
>extinguished the fire, queued some music and set out for the 10+km walk back home
so how did you all spend your saturday?
