>>632275you most decidedly are not the only one
every frat rat, every basic white girl, and every scuzzy friend-of-a-friend thinks they're hot shit for drinking fireball because it says "whiskey" on the bottle. In reality it's only 30% alcohol, and loaded with so much sugar you'll lose a toe to diabetes on your second shot. Holy shit these people. If I was going to sink to their level and let a beverage be integral to my personality i'd be neck tattoo #2585 with a jack danils sticker on my lifted mallcrawler. I soak cinnamon sticks in moonshine to make "nuclear fireball" which i provide free of charge to these people in the hopes it gets them to shut the fuck up about fireball.
