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>be me
>enjoying a campsite in a remote Australian beach town
>go into a semi outdoor disabled toilet to take a shit
>shitting
>big ass wasp enters though the gap between wall and roof
>starts hovering 2-3 inches away from me going around my body and head
>contemplate whether I should try and hit it with my shorts and risk getting stung or should I run outside and have my penis and unwiped ass on full display to the campers right outside facing the door
>choose to move from corner to corner in the small room avoiding it while squatting the whole time to avoid spreading the shit along my cheeks
>after two minutes he fucks off under sink so I wiped and flush, he comes at me again for 10 seconds the goes under the sink
>i make my break
Is this some territorial behavior or is God punishing me for using the disabled toilet as a fit young man?
