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When I was in the Army they would never let us shit in the dirt on FTXs. We always had to use fucking porte-johns. God forbid a female NCO saw you shitting with your twig and berries hanging out they'd have your ass in a complaint so fast it would make your head spin.
>Be on FTX needing to shit harder that the force of 1000 suns
>Making my back hurt I need to shit so bad
>Run to porte-john
>Open the door and the pile of shit if coming out of the hole because they only got 2 toilets for the entire company. Just an overflowing mound of shit.
>Smells just as bad as it looks because it's July and humid as fuck.
>So disgusted the urge to shit went away.
My body did me a favor that day. Fucking awful man.
