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>2014
>be fat
>go to maine
>bar harbor
>get a trail map
>plan out an interesting loop hike that summits a mountain before passing through a gorge and back to the park road
>misread the topo lines
>put what i thought would be the only high slope walk in for the morning
>end up in an even more autistic climb where im having to climb up and down boulders on a poorly maintained flooded mountain trail
>stumble out of the forest 12 hours later
somewhere god was laughing at the fatass tumbling down red granite slopes for hours in a rainstorm
anyway fuck you