>>618903The anti-nalgene hard on for /out/ is bigger than the nalgene hard on. Nalgenes aren't popular because of some sticker meme, they're popular because they work well and have for decades.
If you don't want to get a colored hard nalgene, get one of the old-school soft polyethylene bottles. They have the upside of being less brittle than the hard bottles and have always been bpa free, but they do make you water taste a little plasticy (although there's nothing toxic being leeched).