>>428761You must be a newfag.
>if you know of a way to make "dried soy protein" palatable, and you like oatmeal enough to eat 1 kg of it over 5 daysYou take a fifth of the TVP and put it into your pot with shavings of the salami and a bit of water. Cook for a minute, add some coconut fat, then scoop up with bread.
Or, mix 1/5 of the oatmeal with 1/5 of the TVP and a good amount of butter, add hot water, dig in.
Are you picky or something? Do you have sand in your vagina? Fucking pussy, i hope evolution kills you off. GTFO of my thread.