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>Actual boomer uncle purchased some land on a bay on a lake up north.
>Sight unseen, had a doublewide on it.
>Turns out the doublewide has hosted generations of racoons, he refuses to enter it.
>land is all on a shitty hill, pretty much useless
>parks a travel trailer on the land
>constantly working to 'improve' the land he shouldn't have bought
>tear-assing around all weekend in the summer with excavators and tractors and lawnmowers and leafblowers and weedwhackers from 10am to 9pm
>pop country music: always on
>if he manages to get his bs work done with some daylight left he hops in his twin engine speedboat and lets it idle, takes it out for 15 mins, realizes something in it is broken, takes it back to the dock
>loudest damn boat ever
>openly mocks the new neighbors because their kids are "too loud" and they have a "pussy pontoon" boat they go out on as a family
>I try to ignore the angry glances from all the neighbors whenever he has me work up there
>drinks while he uses the heavy equipment and almost dropped a dock section on me
