>>1120054>americans crying about how nothing in the woods can hurt you and how big their forests wereFunny!
This is funny, you can fall, break a leg etc. in the woods. Eat poisonous stuff. Get bitten by a tiny snake.
Or you can just go into those woods without any kind of knowledge on navigation and without any equipment and simply starve or die because of the elements.
Actually it's not even funny, it's scary - some people think you need a creature of some kind to die while your worst enemy can be the lack of knowledge and equipment.