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I know mountains have spirits. I also know mountain spirits are malevolent niggers seeing as I got lost on 3 of them in my local mountains on a trip I finished yesterday (6 days). I'd leave some food for the mountain if it was good to me (gave me a nice place to camp etc), but I'd spit/piss on it while cursing it if it fucked with me and I got lost. This only makes them angrier though so I often got more lost and took compounding wrong turns, or they called their rain spirit friends and it started pissing down on me instead. Fuck [most] mountains, faggots. Pic related, had to work my way down off this one following muddy forestry tracks.
I like visiting Cairns, Dolmens and other standing stones while on trails also.