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>smelly hippie 'friends' want to go commune with nature
>they don't like guns but they also don't want to die in the night so they ask me to come
>I take any excuse to go innawoods because I hate going alone so whatever
>we're out dicking around for most of the day, hanging out by streams and shit
>relocating to next druidic bullshit location when I see two biker looking fellas with rifles low ready ahead, moving straight towards us
>thiswasnotinthebrochure.png
>tell everyone to shut up and hang tight, walk over to them
>these upstanding gentlemen inform me we're tresspassing on their private property and that we had best go right back the way we came
>know for an absolute fact that we are on public land
>know for an absolute fact that I should keep that to myself too
>smile and apologize, turn the group around and boogie the hell out of there
>tell them it was probably a drug operation and that it would be in our best interests to forget we saw anything
>setting up camp for the night
>no fire so as not to offend gaia
>being the mall ninja that I am I'm playing around with my NVG, scanning the treeline, not actually expecting to find shit
>see a fucking IR laser pointing into the ground about 120 meters out, not moving
>smooth operating, dickhead
>this laser appears to be coming out of a fucking shrub
>knowing that shrubs have no need for any sort of laser I deduce that bugging the fuck out would be a brilliant move
>inform the tie dye committee
>one of them shouts "We should call the police!"
>my actual face when
>NVG shows the bush is now aiming in our general direction
>tell the hippies to fucking run if they want to live
>out of woods in record time
>queen hippie asks why I didn't shoot at them while one of them calls the cops
>inform her that I had no intention of getting in a gunfight with what may have very well been way more than one guy or just a random hunter
>never invited on hippie trips again, not that I'd accept
Fuck going innawoods with idiots.