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>Be traversing fields as lad with friend
>A mighty hound bounds over the hill ahead
>Friend is afraid starts to back up
>I figure he's just a friendly dog and sasy to wait
>Friend runs last second
>Dog jumps like 3 feet in a fucking tenth of a second
>Jaws wide open
>Try to raise arms to protect my neck and face
>Dog flies into both fists throat first
>He falls on the ground choking and gasping
>I get scared he might die and pet his belly as if that would help
>Slowly starts to breathe properly
>Whimpers a bit then runs away
Owner came running after and apologised for 5 minutes, then bet the fuck out of the dog.
Sorry pup.
