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>I have looted campers tents
>I have masturbated on the tops of mountains
>I had sex with a doe I killed because I was 15
>I punched a black bear in the testicles while it was asleep and the only reason I didn't die was because my best friend shot the bear once it started chasing me
>I discovered a childs remains and panicked so hard that I shat myself and the forest ranger told me to get in the back of his truck and he would drive me back to the station to get washed up
>I've been shot three times on the trails when dressing as a bear to scare hikers
>I was raped by a grizzly in my own tent
>I piss myself everytime I make eye contact with a moose
