>>2700890Here's another one
>be me, wildland firefighter>get sent to shitfuck mines, middle of nowhere, northern Manitoba to action a fire that's threatening the only town within 500 km>split up our 20 man crew into groups of 5, helo drops us off and we set up camp at 4 different locations on the fireline to cut line and lay hose towards each other to secure the perimeter>big rain storm comes through, fire dies down, not much left to do>still stuck out there for a few days for reasons that are above my pay grade>consolidate into two 10 man camps>dig a massive latrine pit to satisfy the demands of 10 grown men living on pasta, beans and processed meat>few days go by, one morning the crew leader comes back from the shitter fuming mad>"whoever decided its okay to leave shitty TP all over the place, go clean it up, wtf I can believe I have to have this conversation with a group of grown ass men" >everyone starts side eying each other wondering who among us doesn't have the decency to put our shit tickets in the pit where they belong>no one cops to it>problem persists>next time I go to the latrine I get about 10 feet from the pit and a furry brown streak comes flying out of the pit>a fucking pine marten has been rooting around in our shit pit>since there's nothing else going on we have to take shifts trying to keep this menace away from our turdsThe little fucker wasn't scared of anything, probably never seen a human before then.
