>>647743Get your ass to the store and get a package of the dry Lipton onion soup mix.
Toss the contents of one package in a crock pot. You better have a fucking crock pot faggot.
Remove silver skin and fat from the roast with a sharp knife, Toss in roast with some carrots, an onion and some celery.
Add enough water or beef broth to just cover the meat
Cook for 6-8 hours on low. Flip the roast once to keep the top from getting dry. Every time you lift the lid you let the heat out and it will take longer to cook. So one fucking time is sufficient.
Strain the broth and put broth in a sauce pan and boil that shit.
Dissolve two table spoons of corn starch in equal amount of warm water and add to boiling broth. Do it slow and stur that shit with a whisk to prevent lumps. Nobody likes lumpy gravy faggot. Once it returns to a boil the gravy is done. You might want to add some salt and pepper. Don't be a faggot and get the stone ground pepper. Since you are asking for recipes on 4chan I don't expect you to have a pepper mill.
Dice 5 medium potatoes and boil that shit in salted water, add a pad of butter to prevent a boil over,
If a fork goes in the potato easily that shit is done. Drain potatoes and add a 1/4 cup of milk and 3 pads of butter and a pinch of salt. Mash that shit like the slut she is.
Plate the roast, potatoes and the carrots. Top with gravy. I feed the onions, celery, cooked silver skin trimmings to the dog.
Invite a woman over, feed that shit too her. Impress the hell out of her. You can thank me later for helping you to get laid.
